Got Dat Innsmouth Look

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How To Understanding Women


How To Understanding Women


How To Understanding Women

Here’s the blurb:

This book is all you have to learn how to understanding women and I put all my experience to write this book for you to understand your girlfriend quickly

With this book is from the Best Selling Author that you never think this book will happen in your life.

Hope you will enjoy with this book :)

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Brought to you by the same group of Comedians who gave you the “tongue twister ball slap”

Basically the gist of their Kiki series is to taste a product (coffee, chocolate, and in this case curry) and memorize the taste. 

Then they taste other products and figure out which one is the one they first tastes. If they get it right, they taste the next product and guess until they either advance or they get it wrong!

Get it wrong and they get punished!

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tags → #aaaaa #tommy wiseau 

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By Ron Zalme & Bob Wiack

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Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??

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tags → #dog #perro #lmao 

did the jetsons ever explain why everyone lives 1500 feet in the air, or are we just supposed to decide for ourselves what hideous calamity befell the earth and rendered our once noble planet unsuitable for human existence



I had a long, drawn out, drunken discussion with someone on twitter where we decided there had been a nuclear catastrophe on the planet’s surface and all the rich people fled to their sky homes and the poor were basically back at stone age level

It would explain why they still had shit like cars and TVs and phones, they still remembered those inventions but had to make do with rocks and whiny mutated animals

It also explains how they co-exist with dinosaurs and how the Jetson and the Flintstones kept meeting up, and why all the cave people were so lumpy(tumors from the radiation)

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In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

How don’t you

Do you really believe only humans use Tumblr?

You’d think fairies would have more interesting things to do

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My white genes are oppressing my black genes as we speak

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so me and scottbaiowulf are watching “son of the lion king” by the same folks who brought you “dinosaur adventure”

This is the big action scene they were building up to btw


so me and scottbaiowulf are watching “son of the lion king” by the same folks who brought you “dinosaur adventure”

This is the big action scene they were building up to btw

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